How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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