things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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