shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Holy sore nipples Batman
You are the jesus of drinking
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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