He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Help. Why am I so naked?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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