Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
They have beer where we have blood.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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