I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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