I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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