An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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