Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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