just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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