i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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