Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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