She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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