We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
send nudes
from the living room?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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