i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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