Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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