I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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