You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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