brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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