Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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