"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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