D3 body, D1 cock
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
