I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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