Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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