What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick