That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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