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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I think my vagina is haunted

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(586): View more from Michigan

My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.

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(416): View more from Ontario

What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.

(1-304): View more from West Virginia

Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?

(304): View more from West Virginia

No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.

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(573): View more from Missouri

It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"

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