It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I will be naked everywhere
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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