How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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