I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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