That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she told me i tasted like america
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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