I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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