i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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