I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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