belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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