i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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