I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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