Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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