just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
MIDGETS
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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