this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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