Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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