I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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