We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
love makes seman taste better
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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