do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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