Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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