i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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