these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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