Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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