in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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