Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
All I want is dick and wine.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
