Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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