their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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