You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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