It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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