Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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