I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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