I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
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there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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