All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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